nicolascageismypatronus replied to your post:I feel like addressing each of my journal entries… taylor swift can write the theme song she was just a girl a girl who loved a boy but it always went unnoticed until she died in illinois
I feel like addressing each of my journal entries to someone I know from now on (regardless of what they are about) so if I ever die unexpectedly and they find my journal everyone can be like “awww she wrote this to me” and Nicholas Sparks can take my life story and change it so that all the entries were addressed to a guy who I loved but didn’t notice me and he went through all...
I was moving stuff off of my bed that my mom put there when she was cleaning my room when I was at school and I found my diary moved from its spot in between my bed and my nightstand I swear to god if she read it I will cry
okay this is the second time my computer has crashed in three days I haven’t lost anything (that I know of) but I’m getting kind of concerned
this is the first time in months that I have had all my pictures in my tumblr folder all sorted obviously today has been productive
I want to watch How to Train Your Dragon but I can’t not watch the rest of this SVU episode
Things I just realized and now feel really stupid about when I reblogged that picture of a copy of Twilight being burned a couple of days ago I said “can you all calm down this is not going to turn into 1984” but I meant to say Fahrenheit 451 not 1984
I kind of want to change my url but idk It’d probably be desertcolossus but I feel that’s not as ~personal~ as paulmacharmly
One of these days I’m going to get called into the principal’s office for suspicious activity caught on school security cameras because whenever I walk through an empty hallway I tend to talk to myself, mouthing the words and using hand gestures
My room is too clean now I don’t like it
aw yeah maury is on
This lady on Are You Smarter Than A First Grader just got a true or false question about whether or not Washington is the northernmost US state she said false but she said she was totally guessing holy fuck people are stupid
ameriqueen asked: every time there is a post about "oh i don't have messages." i send them a message similar to this, "here is a message you can't see." mischief managed.
spaceageclockwork-deactivated20 asked: YOU UNFOLLOWED ME DIDN'T YOU
I just wanted to come home and NAP considering I was up until 1:30 last night but my mom decided to take every single thing out of my closet while I was at school and place it my room/the hallway in an attempt to force me to clean it up does the entire world not want me to sleep or be happy I am jw
Things that aren’t fun: sitting up in bed at 12:39 AM trying to expel phlegm from your system so that it doesn’t clog your airway and cause you to die in your sleep.
My friend and I have this continuous joke that she is going to come live in my sister’s room next semester since her house is too loud to do homework in and my sister is going to be away all next semester studying abroad but I kind of actually want her to stay here idk it’d be fun plus she’s one of the few people that’d I’d feel wouldn’t need constant...
Oh how I love still being awake at midnight on my last night of break, waiting for my 30 pages of history outlines to finish printing. One of the many joys of a procrastinator’s life!
What if the messages that we can’t see right now never show up and they just sit in our inboxes, taunting us with their invisibility.
Even if I don’t capitalize proper nouns or the first letter of a sentence when I type, I always have to capitalize “I”
If anything related to “”“Jared”“” is involved my marriage proposal I will instantly say no
why does bob errey insist on pronouncing max’s name as “tal-bow” I know he’s french-canadian, bro, but I’m pretty sure even he pronounces the t
I kind of want to ask Tammy what she sent me but I like the suspense
fannybrawne replied to your post: I was just about to make a post saying “hohoho… THAT WAS ME TOO DLFKAJSLDKJ I FORGOT MESSAGES DIDN’T WORK wait were both of them you and is the third one I just got from you also
I was just about to make a post saying “hohoho y’all and your problems with your inboxes I don’t have any new messages to worry about” and then I saw that I had two new messages
ugh these freecreditscore.com bitches and their rip-off freecreditreport.com commercials they can’t even bother to match their mouths to the words it’s like they weren’t even filmed for freecreditscore.com and they’re just stock film of some guys doing weird stuff while singing and the freecreditscore.com advertisers set a shitty song about their website with it
I always have to click read-mores every single one that I see
When you’re like “hmm this person hasn’t been on my dash in a while” so you go to their blog and see you’re not following them and you can’t remember why you unfollowed them or if you even unfollowed them at all and you want to follow them again but you’re worried that you unfollowed them for some serious reason and shouldn’t follow them again
what i attract:
sinnombre-: dust pollen lint
loldemort: The Tale of Three Brothers(decent quality)
The only guys who have ever been attracted to me are my best guy friend (when we were in 6th grade so I feel that doesn’t count) and this fairly creepy kid who will not stop texting and facebook chatting me yep